Notions

Ideas above your station. Never self-diagnosed — always identified by a neighbour.

Symptoms include a downstairs toilet, olive oil that isn’t for frying, calling the dinner “lunch”, and a candle lit in a room nobody is sitting in. Incurable, and quietly enjoyed.

The details

• Printed to order on heavy matte paper
• Framed in oak, black or white, glazed and arriving ready to hang, hardware fitted
• Or unframed, if you’ve a frame going spare
• Two sizes: A4 and A3
• Printed and posted from within the EU. No customs, no long wait
• Designed in West Cork

Which size

A4 suits a shelf, a small kitchen wall or a stairs. A3 is the one most people want and the size the frame does the most work on.

A note on colour

Screens lie a little. The sage is softer and greyer in a room than it looks here.